🌾 About Our Glorious Company 🌾
Welcome to SexMaker Industries, most trusted name in corn equipment since year 1337!
Our company was founded by great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Dragan SexMaker in small
village outside Skopje. He have simple dream: make best machine for remove corn from cob.
After 687 years of dedication and hard work (also some years we take break for various historical reasons),
we are now NUMBER ONE exporter of corn processing equipment in all of Macedonia and alsopart of Serbia
(they don't like when we say this but is true).
Our motto: "If you not using SexMaker, you doing it wrong!"
Fun Corn Fact: Did you know? Corn is also called "maize" and is very important crop!
Without corn, no popcorn. Without popcorn, no cinema. Without cinema, what is even point of life???
⚙️ Our Premium Product Line ⚙️
Each machine is handcrafted by our expert technicians (mostly cousin Bojan) using finest Macedonian steel and determination!
SexMaker 420
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The "Chill" Model
Perfect for small farmer who just want relax and process corn at own pace.
- Process 420 cobs per hour
- Very calm and quiet operation
- Green color (nature inspired!)
- Include small snack compartment
- 90% less stress than competitor
- Warning: May make you hungry
Price: €420.69
SexMaker 1337
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The "Elite Hacker" Model
For farmer who understand technology and want to be BEST.
- Process 1337 cobs per hour (obviously)
- LED lights (very cool!)
- USB port for... something
- Bluetooth enabled (why? why not!)
- RGB lighting system
- Plays techno music while work
- Definitely not use for hack government
Price: €1,337.00
SexMaker 3000
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The FLAGSHIP Model
THIS IS THE ONE! Most popular! As seen on Macedonian TV (channel 3, Tuesday 4am)!
- Process 3000 cobs per hour!!!
- TITANIUM construction
- Can also process wheat (bonus!)
- Self-cleaning system
- Lifetime guarantee* (*Dragan lifetime, not your lifetime)
- Make satisfying "wub wub" sound
- Improve your social status
- Your neighbor will be jealous
Price: €2,999.99 (BEST VALUE!!!)
Important Corn Fact: The world record for tallest corn stalk is 45 feet!
This is taller than some building! With SexMaker equipment, you can process even THAT corn!
(Though we not recommend, is too tall, maybe dangerous.)
💬 What Customer Say About Us 💬
"Before SexMaker 3000, I was spending all day removing corn by hand. Now I have time for
other activities like stare at wall and think about life. Is very good machine. 5 star!"
- Goran P., Farmer from Bitola
"I was skeptical at first because of name (my wife asking many questions) but after I explain
is about corn, everything okay. Machine work perfect. I buy second one for nephew wedding gift."
- Aleksandar K., Agricultural Enthusiast
"SexMaker 420 is exactly what I need. Very relax experience. Sometimes I forget I am working
and just enjoy the moment. Also the snack compartment is genius. Who think of this? Brilliant!"
- Zoran M., Organic Corn Farmer
"My grandson say I should get the 1337 model because is 'epic' and 'based' (I don't know what
this mean but he seem very excited). The LED lights are... okay I guess? But it process corn
VERY fast so I am happy. The techno music is too loud."
- Baba Milka, Traditional Farmer (87 years young!)
"I try competitor machine (I not say name but start with 'C' and end with 'orn-o-matic 2000')
and it break after one week. I switch to SexMaker 3000 and is THREE YEARS no problem!
Also everyone at farmer market respect me now."
- Petar D., Professional Corn Man
"Is nice machine. Work good. No complaint. Thank you."
- Stojan, Man of Few Words